MONTHLY BAG O' BULLSHIT
Send us any stories of victimisation for just owning a car or motorcycle, BECAUSE AS WE KNOW, IT'S A CRIME TO OWN A VEHICLE IN THIS COUNTRY! After all we pay double for everything over here and God forgive anybody enjoying themselves - that really is a crime!!!!!
Can you believe my fetish loving, fuel using, law-abiding, looney tunes, that our local constabulary round here, the cheeky bastards are broadcasting on our local radio station that really these wonderful speed cameras are genuinely not out for revenue or to make our lives a misery, but only to help save lives and be constructive to the well-being of our citizens of chaos! But, I put it to you my friends, that this is, in fact a load of bollocks, as we all know that our wonderful Government and Police Force are out to do us up the wrong un! I recently travelled down the M4 motorway and twice on the way down and once on the way back up, the fuckers were nicking 3 poor, law-abiding motorcyclists on 3 different occasions! I put it to you my friends, that this cannot be acceptable! Just as when we all want to go to a friendly pub, for instance at Avebury or suchlike, and they want to spend all our tax-payers hard earned on stopping us from supping a few beers and gloating over some shiney metal! Well it seems obvious to us with the extremes they go to to achieve their goal, such as helicopters, vans pretending to be broken down with cameras, police cars/bikes and suchlikes, that there is no longer in this county, any crime at all, and we are perfectly safe now to walk the streets in safety knowing that our wonderful Police Force are all sat outside pubs measuring number-plates and checking for BS numbers on exhausts, EXCELLENT!!!! It makes you proud to be British!
P.S. As for the Police statistics on cameras, I wonder who massages the numbers for them to make everything look right or perhaps they really are factual?
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A couple of years ago whilst travelling from Cirencester to Swindon a car almost ran me off the road on a main roundabout. This was early hours of the morning so I then pursued the car as believing it was possibly someone leaving the scene of a crime in rather a hurry. This vehicle touched speeds in excess of 100 mph. When the vehicle (which was her own - NOT a Police vehicle) finally came to rest in Swindon, I questioned the female driver only to be informed that she was a Police Officer and I should "Piss Off" before her husband who was also in the Force, returned home. The next day I reported this incident to the local police station to which they said they would look into it and get back to me as soon as possible. Needless to say they did not do so. Just yet one of many examples of it being one rule for them and another one for us. If they are so worried about accidents and not revenue why do they seek to disguise and hide the vehicles they use? It seems sad that many of you I'm sure, will also remember the good ol' days of the Bobby on the street and your local Coppers who, even though you gave them a bit of stick, deep down you had immense respect for the job they were doing, whereas just like today on the A419 there's your local so-called Police Force sat on 2 different bridges, armed with fast cars that we pay for, plain camera vans and sunglasses - just so they can look like something out of Miami CSI - I wonder if we pay for the shades as well??????
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